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Here lately I have obviously been having some strange dreams. I almost NEVER have dreams... but for the past few night I will wake up in pain... and no its not fake dream pain its real pain... The pain coming from my bleeding mouth lol.. In my sleep I keep biting into my lips... apparently hard enough to make them bleed....

-Blake

I love COPS.... and generally... this is the luck I have when I get pulled over for NO REASON!!!

After work I drove to OKC to hang out with some friends for Ben Richardson's birthday. It took me a good while to figure out exactly what I was going to wear. Not only that but I really had no clue as to the location of the party and trust my my GPS system was a failure as well..

Alas I made it. The party was as follows...

Standing in Kitchen
Mixed drinks
Sat on couch
Read the closed captioning to OZ and then a few game shows
Met Michael (who I might have a hetero/homo crush on)
Met Hunter Kenzie who is a doll Hunter's Blog.
and then Left


I did infact have fun... But awkwardness is always in the air at quite house partys... Im more of the.... everyone is beyond caring crazy drunk house partys but they cant all be like that right???

-xoxo

Blake

SO HERE IS THE EMAIL I SENT TO MY SUPERVISORS AND CO-WORKERS :)

Soooo a few days after we started renting the garage of death (filled with fiddle back spiders) and the door had been opened We saw a MOUSE…. I mean… honestly.. as long as they don’t poop all over the place and I never see them except by the garage Door…… I don’t care… but… others do lol… WELL so I decided to go buy some mouse traps… Im thinking hmmm wellll I can Get the regular ones and risk losing a finger … these little box ones with poison and risk it eating the poison and then dying in Some random place only to smell up the damn building or these sticky ones and ill just throw them away and they will probably Get unstuck in the trash and run free at the land fill….. NOOOOO



WHO EVER CREATED THE STICKY MOUSE TRAP IS A SATANIC CRAZY PERSON WHO SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ALOUD AROUND A LAB, MICE, OR ANYTHING STICKY…..



This damn mouse that was on the sticky pad this morning kept looking up at me and yelping like whyyyy whyyyyyyyy and it kept using All its body mass to scoot the entire sticky pad closer to me like BLAKE GET ME OFF THIS THING…. But alas… im gay and im not Touching a damn mouse… So as I throw it away and then take the trash outside its yelping the whole time….

Basically…. I feel like I just killed a mother mouse of 25 babies that will now die because she did not come back with the cracker that I crazily placed in the middle of the worst creation known to man….



Does anyone have a better option… like is there a mouse kennel… like with cheese so I can just catch them and relocate them like… behind Mazzios or something lol


Sincerely,
Blake Baumann

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JOURNAL ENTRY SEPTEMBER 9TH 2009

so.. fun story.. Work is soo boring... and so Jala and myself are just sitting at our desks when this old guy wearing his 'Im a Veteran' hat comes in.. At first I notice his eyes are almost Silver and crossed so im naturally wondering HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU DRIVE UP HERE??? He just wants to pay a bill so he does.. but then he starts talking....

"I have this condition I didnt know I had where I dont breathe enough in my sleep and I lose brain cells so now I have to wear a mask!"

"I am tired of computers I spent $1000 on one and I couldnt figure out how to use it so i gave it away."

ETC ETC ETC...

So at this point I am emailing Jala who is across the room about how this guy just likes talking about everything and anything... and about how its ok as long as he doesnt have a flash back from NAM and all of a sudden try to kill me....

RIGHT AT THAT EXACT MOMENT...

His phone rings (I cant get no.... satisfaction....) and he FLIPPPPS OUTTTTT he literally jumped and grabbed his heart.... at that point I am laughing so hard im almost falling out of my chair... Then Jala starts in hahah... He looks at us as if we called him from one of our phones and then he says loudly

"I thought I was having a stroke!!"

and then walks out

bhahahahaha

Hi Im blake.... and you have pondered onto my Blog.. I always have way to much to say and so few to listen.

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